One fall morning my children and I were on our way to school. As I am driving I watched a truck pulling a trailer filled with huge trees. My 4 year old at the time says, "Mom, I know where that truck is going". I said, "You do!.....where?". He says, "it going to the factory to get new leaves on those trees!" I died laughing.
The other day my son saw a FedEx truck. It had a picture of a puppy with mail in it mouths, obviously advertising fast delivery. My son, however, got extremely excited. I was quick to explain that the man was not delivering us a puppy!
I love the innocence of a child, my two year old closes his eyes when he is getting in trouble, because apparently if he can't see you then you must not be able to see him either!
The same type of things apply when he is on speaker phone with his Nana, he nods his head to answer questions and shows her things he has built by putting them in front of the phone. They haven't quite got that whole phone thing! The person on the other end can't see through the phone, I LOVE IT!
My children and I were coming home one evening. When we got out of our truck, my son says, "Mom, Mom I hear a pick-a-necker." "A pick-a-necker! what is that?" I asked. He said, "You know mom, a pick-a-necker." and he proceeded to move his head like a chicken! Hmmmm......I finally heard the pat pat pat noise of that pick-a-necker and explained to my son that they were called woodpeckers!
I have a nephew that was getting ready for school one morning. His father (my brother-in-law)asked him what he wanted for breakfast. My nephew looked up at his dad and said, "f**kin' flakes, dad". Trying to contain himself from laughing to death, he turned and looked at his son and said, "that's frosted flakes, son, frosted flakes!"
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i love f in flakes dad............lmfao
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